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Experience Demotivational Poster

THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR !!! - You know when your life starts off like this, it will probably be short lived and most likely totally suck...


TAGS: negativity anthrax narrow experience spew
Rating: 4.43/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:41 am, #229048
Excellente! 5Ls!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:52 pm, #206686
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 8:05 am, #206605
and the posters are DEmotivational... aka the anti motivational poster. I am not surprised that you do not understand, judging by your behavior and actions on this site.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 7:58 am, #206604
I make mine from personal life experiences. I draw from what is around me. Never mind that my job involves dealing with protecting animals from harmful people (whether they mean it or not) Not everything on this site is about you. Grow up or go away.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:15 am, #206595

so awesome it makes me want to puke...er....5L.
autumnspirit - December 13, 2010, 1:10 am, #206585
Beautiful! 5 dry heaves

EXPERIENCE - is something you get right after you actually need it

TAGS: experience
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greeny - July 4, 2011, 5:44 am, #220949
forseti - July 4, 2011, 2:41 am, #220941
great use of this pic!


TAGS: experience mistakes
Rating: 3.82/5

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Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:24 pm, #153486
Join the club my friend.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 12:20 am, #68334
Story of my life....

EXPERIENCE - The most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god do you learn.

What if.... -


TAGS: experience
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Produceman117 - March 23, 2010, 7:52 pm, #166541
HaHa!!! Skippy. Peanut b***er. I see what you did there...
GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 7:51 pm, #166540
liked to have jumpped out my chair when your avatar moved
GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 7:47 pm, #166539
You d*** Skippy!! 5L


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm, #175139
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am, #175084
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am, #175083
sweet idea but por ph**o shoping. 4L


TAGS: obama cool job experience
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:48 pm, #172655
JLBachs - April 20, 2010, 5:43 pm, #172648
WTFO nailed it. His entire platform was "I'm not Bush" It may have been slim, but it was enough.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:34 am, #105128
I agree with WTFO but he did have some other points besides looks, he just didn't have enough experience in politics to run yet. I'm a little surprised he won, although I rooted for him.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 11:40 pm, #80646
Point well made, BTG. You forgot that he also ran on a platform of "change" which isn't a position, it is an opposition to something.
Brian The Great - May 17, 2009, 12:52 pm, #80541
If you can think of another politician in modern times with a slimmer record who ran for President based almost solely on his image besidest his guy, give me a name.
Dylan - May 13, 2009, 4:53 pm, #79833
Every election is just a "who looks cooler" contest because nobody is dumb enough to tell you their retarded decisions beforehand.
Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:54 pm, #79821
Actually, I've estimated this guy pretty good. After 8 years of hearing about how we had a moron and a facist in the White House, now we're going to get to see what it really looks like.
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:34 pm, #79800
If your ability of estimating people is as good as your professionalism obama will guide us into a bright future.


TAGS: ruin funny watch run worst fire experience deer
Rating: 2.2/5

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Elinfant - March 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #65843
this... looks... awesome


TAGS: resipiscence wisdom from experience
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:49 pm, #245763
Wy, thank you old cynic. It is quite the combination.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 7:57 pm, #245760
Bravo, Gary. 5 locks for you.



PREPARATIONS - When your friend Raj asks you to try Indian food for the first time

TAGS: call me racially insensitive but this is sadly a true experience for me
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:07 pm, #171689

I love Indian food, this poster was only applicable the 1st 9 or 10 times I had it. Now, I can handle it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 5:00 pm, #171687
I* drank was spicy*
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 4:57 pm, #171685
dude, even the water a drank was spciy
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 4:43 pm, #171683
So you have had to use 17ish rolls of tp at one time? Holy crap (literally) did your intestines survive the ordeal?


NATIONAL SECURITY THROWDOWN - It's a classic battle between naive idealism and blind hope and years of govt service and national security experience. My money is on the old guy.

TAGS: politics obama cheney experience versus naive
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by WTFO

thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 8:56 pm, #178901
suenero - June 2, 2010, 8:54 pm, #178900
Within the first 9 months of the old guys, and W's rule, over 3000 people at the WTC. During the new guy's term, none. Sounds like sour gra**s by your side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 10:05 am, #178819
And the people Rejoiced!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:56 am, #178818
This is a leftover from before the funny/bull**** split. WTFO hasn't come around since the grossly deformed birth of Politifake.
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 9:47 am, #178817
*check it, mortal enemies
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 9:47 am, #178816
You know WTFO and I are mortal TTH, calm down, I was just lookin' to bust his chops as usual. By the way, how did this get approved in the first place?
TheTrashHeap - June 2, 2010, 8:15 am, #178807
Wrong site Tokin! I know you are aware of Politifake!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 8:12 am, #178806
Gov't's job is to scare the **** out of people, don't be surprised. And to be fair, ***k is older, so of course he'll have more experience, but fighting a "War On Terror" just throws more money away on nat'l security ultimately is getting used on us.
TheSarge - November 20, 2009, 12:30 pm, #138102
More people who think posters need to be made in order to offer opinions on others?
MrRandom - September 18, 2009, 4:59 pm, #119319
Ah irony, thy name is random douchebag who throws insults, and even has one of his names as 'Timmy'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:35 pm, #119318
And for the record...you don't contribute because you're the most unoriginal poser on the site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:32 pm, #119317
Except you're not entertaining....you're annoying. And the sh**s at my mom...very mature.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 4:31 pm, #119316
consider me entertained, and laughing my fuggin' azz off!
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 4:29 pm, #119315
mooooooooooooo (calling your mom, not stating your name). actually Mr. Motifake said politics is fine as long as it's entertaining (not necessarily funny, for the dumbocrats who can't see the obvious), so stop whining and eat a ***k, k thx bye
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:23 pm, #119311
Very mature. I stand by my earlier Statement....f*** OFF. And No there is no political side. Mr.M. Has made that clear....Bring the funny or GTFO. This is not a political site.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 4:21 pm, #119308
for the record, i don't contribute b/c guys like Airman make better posters than i could ever hope to.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 4:19 pm, #119307
actually, there is a political side to motifake and if you weren't to busy pulling a dumbocrat (blind to the obvious), you could see that for yourself. i'll save the douche for your mom's smelly p****, moooooooooooo, here mama cow, moooooooo
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 4:18 pm, #119306
i take that back, i did make one sorta. i posted a picture of 'il duce' from the movie boondock saints and typed the quote "f*** extra mags, bring extra guns" under it on a gun forum. never took the time to actually make it a poster, tho.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm, #119303
That's exactly my point.....you don't contribute and there's no political side to Motifake so f*** OFF....You don't belong here you douche.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 4:12 pm, #119300
i've never made a poster, no do i plan to. perhaps if i swear off p**** and fun, then maybe i'll try it. in the mean time i'll continue commenting on them. you're mom must have named you after the noise she makes, moooooooooooooo, hahahah
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 4:10 pm, #119297
well i find it hilarious how ignorant all you obama fanboys are. does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:04 pm, #119293
STFU or GTFO "Knowitall".....Contribute to the site or f*** OFF.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:58 pm, #119287
edit: harmful, not harful. also they (the democrats) are lying through their teeth about healthcare as we speak. good on my Senator Wilson for calling the bastard out on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 3:56 pm, #119286
And last time I checked this was a humor site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 3:55 pm, #119285
I can a**ure you that WTFO was referring to pie....cuz politics aren't funny at all.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:52 pm, #119281
i believe WTFO was referring to the true scoundrels of politics, the democratic party. they use "economic crisis" as a scare tactic to push through harful legislation like the stimulus pork and the government bailouts of private companies AIG & GM.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:26 am, #112926
Who is this "they" you are referring to? The Obama administration? Or random citizens who are as ill-behaved and as opinionated as their counterparts on the other side of the great political divide? And is Obama goofin' with them terror-alerts again?
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:59 pm, #112924
attempting to scare anyone for partisan reasons. I live national security day-to-day and my concern is genuine for the protection of innocent lives. I believe Cheney's concern is genuine as well.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:58 pm, #112923
insight to the dangers we face from our enemies than you will ever see on the evening news. From that info, I saw how the policies that Cheney defends did protect the US and other allied countries. I also see we are losing that protection today. I'm not
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:56 pm, #112922
Sean, the true scare-mongers are now in office. Everything is a 'crisis' or 'catastrophe' so they can ram legislation thru so fast no one reads it. They attack normal citizens who oppose them. As far as knowing the enemy, my position has given me better
Sean - August 24, 2009, 1:07 am, #111221
And how the hell would he garner such a deep understanding of the enemy he did nothing to hinder as of 9-11? Evil knows evil?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 1:04 am, #111219
He is an opportunist of the vile-est persuation. And nice of you to side-step the Viet Nam issue. How many deferments did Mr. Patriot get?
WTFO - August 24, 2009, 12:59 am, #111216
He was the SecDef during Desert Storm. I never pointed a finger at Kerry's service. He understands the nature of the enemy we face far better than the Congress and White House do. He's not trying to scare anyone, he's trying to protect this nation.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 12:33 am, #111201
And unlike that Kerry coward, he served bravely in Viet Nam. C'mon, he devoted his political career to scaring the **** outta fellow Americans in the hopes that they would vote GOP. Still doing the scare-monger tour as we speak.
WTFO - August 24, 2009, 12:21 am, #111193
Believe what you want, dude. He's a great man who has dedicated his life to the defense of this nation. To be clear, the Secret Service was his prime security, we were just an additional layer.
ILB - August 23, 2009, 7:24 pm, #111117
Sure you did, because people who spend their entire lives on this site often pull security duty for former VPs.
WTFO - June 26, 2009, 12:13 am, #90156
I got to pull security duty for the former VP this past weekend. He even did a ph**o op with my team and thanked us for our service. He's a kind and great man who loves this country. It kills me to see how the left portrays him.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 1:04 am, #89718
Proliferate? Hey, It's a woman's choice.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 12:55 am, #89711
Because they proliferate weapons to terrorist nations. That's why we should all be concerned.
Jmac0585 - June 24, 2009, 3:55 pm, #89499
Why should someone in FL be worried about NK getting a nuclear ICBM? www.fas.org/nuke/intro/nuke/emp.htm
Ed-Hyde - June 24, 2009, 3:49 pm, #89496
North Korea would promise to kill every kitten on earth if it thought it could get some more aid money.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 5:30 pm, #86718
I respectfully disagree since N. Korea has promised to turn all of its plutonium into weapons today.
Sounds like - June 13, 2009, 2:50 pm, #86683
You lost some money.

EPIPHANY - That unexpected moment when unheeded advice meets first-hand experience

A Little Advice -

TAGS: mods advice members experience help
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:47 pm, #252458
Did I get your good side?
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am, #252453
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am, #252452
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:00 pm, #252445
...other things, do tell!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm, #252444
Gary...there is a huge difference between thinking and doing.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:56 pm, #252443
The advice or the laugh?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:39 pm, #252433
Well…..that’s rather hurtful. And wrong. She’s ‘thinkin’ about it’ right now, thank you very much, and it’s not even February. What year izziss?
Rick69 - January 25, 2014, 11:09 am, #252429
And so it has come to this... *shed single tear expressing the beauty & anguish touched upon by the masterpiece exhibiting the duality of man amongst other things...*
rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:20 am, #252426

Well, considering you are married & NOT having ***.....I guess you did indeed need this.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:50 pm, #252403
HAH! Missy, you beautiful ape. I needed this.


TAGS: pamplona reality experience wussies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 1, 2010, 7:25 pm, #200648
Reality Lord - November 1, 2010, 1:19 pm, #200626

now thats true p'wnage biiii-atch!
CANADA - November 1, 2010, 11:34 am, #200614
HA! there are way to many people like that

Experience -

TAGS: live learn age youth experience
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 11:47 pm, #246566
Ni5e! Totally blindsided me with the ending.

Youth -

Boys Don't Cry -

TAGS: cou*** dating sites experience cry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 5:17 pm, #252975
Well she ain't no cou***...she's graduated to Puma by now!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 4:59 pm, #252973
Well…..shyt……just realized my high school *** ed tutor is now eighty some years old…..gotta be mighty weathered by now….probably….I wonder…..
MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:29 pm, #252970
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:30 pm, #252967

Theater Popcorn in a Bag -

Wisdom -

TAGS: knowledge wisdom experience
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:31 pm, #252116
Oldsod...is that you mom? Sure sounds like my childhood. But mom, why don't we just...oh dammit, here comes the shoe! Actually the pair, one for asking and one for saying dammit. A well deserved 5L Sod.
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 11:04 pm, #252098
BAM! 5


TAGS: short sentence long experience cervantes
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:12 pm, #246981

Stop...save yourself..(hugs)
GaryO - June 25, 2013, 11:06 am, #246979
Well, I do believe that’s a sh**. Well played, LG. I’m sure there will be more opportunities as I type myself deeper into a hole.
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 11:31 pm, #246958

'Short'is such an evocative word... Sorry~~couldn't help it...
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:47 pm, #246956
Funny…….I thought of me too!
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:02 pm, #246953

Saw the quote today and immediately thought of you.
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:06 pm, #246951

Rerunatunity -

TAGS: qualified experienced hands on kinda guy
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - March 26, 2014, 7:58 pm, #253835

I do love the Pointer Sisters
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:35 pm, #253832
he certainly is a striking fellow


TAGS: experience is valuable but can be a ****ty teacher iceman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

440wakeup - March 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #213798
And my sammich, you either fish it out of there, or make me a new one!!
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:12 pm, #213761

so very true, most excellent poster
culos - March 7, 2011, 5:32 pm, #213748
Yoh! ****head! Found my ring yet????
spacedog - March 7, 2011, 5:26 pm, #213745
LOL! 5(are you still conscious?)Lions.

BED - Weekday morning when you have to get up for work: the most cosy, comfortable, and wonderful place in the known universe. Weekend morning when the day is your own: meh.



You can learn a lot from a dummy -

TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm, #246088
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm, #246087
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm, #246086
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm, #246085
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm, #246076
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm, #246070
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY


TAGS: no experience no job insane
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:37 pm, #248498
Welcome to the United 5tates; the place that causes Lewis Carroll to roll in his grave.
EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2013, 3:00 am, #242815
There's also: "I have to have a job or I can't get an interview"


EXPERIENCE - Yes Ladies and Gentleman he's had plenty of experience. In fact he used to be on Mod. on Motifake.com, where he dealt with plenty of shit !!

TAGS: experience
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MustyK

spacedog - March 1, 2010, 6:13 pm, #161287
Holy crap did I get this poster all bass ackwards. I need to read the forums first I guess.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:55 pm, #161283
You'd expect him to have gloves and a bigger bucket then. Good poster MustyK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 8:34 am, #161221
rerun - March 1, 2010, 6:55 am, #161216

Retired and still ****ting on the masses....5L



TAGS: are you experienced
Rating: 3.82/5

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spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:59 pm, #133684
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 6:31 pm, #133500
well thats sadly the truth! 5L


TAGS: michael jackson experience videogame moonwalk
Rating: 3.75/5

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robbidos - February 10, 2013, 2:26 pm, #243347
*Not for small boys*

EXPERIENCE - "A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." Douglas Adams


TAGS: experience
Rating: 3.44/5

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lesterinside - February 4, 2010, 6:32 am, #156092


Experience -

TAGS: quotes oscar wilde mistakes experience stupidity
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 3, 2015, 3:28 am, #261864
A pic taken at the annual Motifake BBQ. Think it was Rerun and JesusWept...teehee. Thanks mizz
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 11:39 pm, #261863
WOW! Where'd you find this excellent example of stupidity, Prissy? Thanks for sharing! LOL! 5L!